Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

kiyalunga:

Give me your oversized hoodies and tshirts I’ll sleep in them forever

(via georgia-dream)

"Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her."

kingsleyyy:

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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